“No, you go get it!”
“No fair, you’re the one who dropped it in the first place!”
“Because you threw it too hard!”
“Just admit it, you’re scared.”
“Nuh-uh.”
“Yes you are! Because everyone says this is a troll bridge.”
“I am not scared of trolls. Trolls don’t exist.”
“Well, go get it then!”
“Wait… I think I saw something move down there…”